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Сегодня всё утро вспоминала шуточный фик "Малдер и Скалли смотрят трейлер", появившийся в период ожидания IWTB после трейлера, когда половина фанатов в обмороке была и переживала, что МиС не живут вместе и т.д. и т.п. Этот фик потом ещё Фрэнк в своём блоге выложил. Меня с вами тогда не было, но думаю, вы его тоже все читали Просто вспомнился, мне тогда очень понравился Вот, если что:

Mulder & Scully Watch The Trailer
Автор – ScarletB

Mulder: "Did you get popcorn Scully?"
Scully: "It's not popcorn, it's nonfat fluffity soypuffle."
Mulder: "Six years and you're still hopeless."
Scully: "Shut up, Mulder, I'm watching the trailer."

Shot of fir trees in a snow covered landscape.

Scully: "Snow. Again. If I see any kind of cryogenic apparatus I'm out of here."

Father Joe is talking about his visions

Mulder: ”Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: the creepy guy with visions."
Scully: "Hmpf... everytime you die I have one, so what else is new?"

Father Joe talks about seeing a woman and hearing dogs barking.

Scully: "Well, at least it's not killer kitties"

On the screen a woman looks scared.

Mulder: "Oh, there's a blonde."
Scully: "That would be the victim. Please tell me this isn't going to be about cults and blonde virgins".
Mulder: "We may need to call Dectective White."
Scully: "Only if I can call Ed Jerse."
Mulder: "Aren't we supposed to be together now, Honeybunch?"
Scully: "Well, Poopyhead, *we* know we are, since you knocked me up, but I'm not sure these guys got the memo".
Mulder: "Maybe we split up."
Scully: "True. I could have come to my senses and married Assistant Director Walter Skinner."
Mulder: "Or I could have."
Scully: "He's way out of your league."
Mulder: *sighs* "I know."

Shot of a helicopter Agent Whitney talks.

Mulder: "Hellooo, FBI."
Scully: "Oh, look the FBI woman who thinks like you, remind me what happened to the last one?"
Mulder: "She wore black lingerie."
Scully: "And died."

Shot of Agent 'Xzibit'.

Scully: "That one doesn't seem happy to see us."
Mulder: "I think he'd rather be pimping his ride. Hey! here we are!"
Scully: "Is that my hair?"
Mulder: "Where's my tie?"
Scully: "I guess we probably broke the camel's back in the last movie. No Armani for us this time."
Mulder: "I blame your shoes" .
Scully: "I was frozen with an alien apendage down my throat, I say they still owe me big time.There will never be enough Jimmy Choo for what they put me through"
Mulder: "You should embroid that on a pillow."
Scully: "I intend to."

FBI search party, Mulder digging in the snow...etc.

Mulder: "I think they lost something."
Scully: "Continuity? The1013 note that said: 'Don't Make Scully Pregnant To Improve Ratings'?"
Mulder: "Don't be so harsh, maybe they've learned from their mistake."
Scully: "I hope so, I'm not gestating for 15 months again."

Father Joe talks about God. Scully questions this.

Scully: "Didn't you know? We're the metaphor for the Holy Trinity? Me with the immaculate conception, you having brain surgery on a cross, our baby being the savior of mankind..."
Mulder: "Immaculate, right."
Scully: "I like Casper the friendly Holy Ghost."
Mulder: "I know you do, baby."
Shot of bodies being dragged in the snow. Father Joe's eyes are bleeding.

Scully: "This is one serious case of Conjunctivitis."
Mulder: "Maybe he watched Season 8 too many times."
Scully: "Hmm, possibly...doesn't look like enucleation though."

Shot of various people running around.

Scully: "Bet they're not wearing heels; amateurs."
Scully saying she doesn't want to be chasing monsters.
Scully: "Looks like I don't want to follow you this time."
Mulder: "You said "in the dark". You want my flashlight, Scully."
Scully: "I always want your flashlight, Mulder."

Mulder saying "I need you on this with me."

Scully: "Last time I heard that I ended up as Ben & Jerry's new flavor of the month."
Mulder: "Look, your tag says MD. So you did go be a doctor while you still could."
Scully: "And I did learn to braid my hair apparently. Now all I need is a pony."

Scully takes Mulder's hand.

Mulder: "Oooh, deja vu, I bet we nearly kiss somewhere as well."
Scully: "Or touch foreheads."
Mulder: "What's up with that anyway?"
Scully: "Brain snog, Mulder. This is to show that our love is the cerebral kind."
Mulder: "Suckers."

Shot of surgical procedures.

Scully: "Autopsies. Yes! Like in the good old days."
Mulder: "You've been missing your Y incisions, haven't you?"
Scully: "I have."

More FBI search, father Joe yelling "They're here."

Mulder: "They're here, Scully."
Scully: "Arent they always?"

Mulder being dragged in the snow. Guy with a scratched face.

Mulder: "I'm getting my ass kicked again."
Scully: "That's probably because you've lost your gun. These are some mean scratches on that guy's face."
Mulder: "I told you there would be Giant Killer Kitties!"

Whitney & FBI look at body inside the ice.

Scully: "I doubt kitties would bury people in the ice."
Mulder: Giant Hoarding Squirrels?

Mulder and Scully about to kiss.

Scully: "Near kiss, check. I wonder which creature is going to thwart our plans to get some this time. Snakes? wasps? Plague of Locusts?"
Mulder: "Disgruntled Mutated Moose? Oh, listen, they're playing our song."
Scully: "Shaft?"
Mulder: "Ah ah. Come on, Scully let's go home."
Scully: "Our unremarkable home?"
Mulder: "That's the one."

Мой любимый момент:

Скалли – Похоже, в этот раз я не хочу следовать за тобой.
Малдер – Ты сказала «во мраке». Ты хочешь мой фонарик, Скалли.
Скалли – Я всегда хочу твой фонарик.