The Late Late Show, 11 августа 2010 (снято 29 июля 2010) Опции

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Посмотреть я не посмотрю, Трини, расскажешь, пожалуйста, о чём там речь у них была?

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Если есть ссылка на ютуб, выложите, пожалуйста.

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Лови
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAxE3-7IMGY

"Пытаюсь" состряпать транскрипт...

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Спасибо большое!

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Первая половина... поправьте пожалуйста, где косяки и буду рада дополнениям /// - пробелы, нифига не поняла

С: welcome back everybody, and my first guest today... he's on a DVD. And he's in the show Californication but it's... wait, wait... but he's also in a DVD. Things are /// pretty well - Californication and a DVD. Please welcome David Duchovny everyone.

C: See you've got yourself in a DVD there, son.
D: That's right.
C: That's pretty good.
D: Look at that, "The Joneses" DVD
С: a DVD
C: How are you doing, David?
D: I'm doing very well, how are you?
C: yeah, I'm all right, I'm all right.
C: I'm very happy and I'm glad 'coz you are always here on Ecuadorian Independence Day... and what would be Ecuadorian Independence Day without you, you're like the Santa of an Ecuadorian Independence day.
D: Well, you know my family growing up in the city... in New York city... in the 60th we always celebrated Ecuadorian Independence Day
C: Right!
D: Because my father being a russian jew and my mother being scottish it was a very important holiday.
C: very important day, yeah. Sure, that... you know, that Duchovnys were out there with their /// )хз что это, наверное погремушки какиенить )
C: I get nothing, man, I ///
D: On that day we would put a little mustache (???) over our ///, you know, Duchovny...
What do you call that? What is the... it's a /// What?
из зала: ///
D: ///
C: ///

C: Hey, you were my 1st guest ever on the show.
D: Yeah, I was, I was...
C: It's nice to have you back.
D: I've been back before that.
C: I know but I'm just saying that...
D: Well, I wanna say, look at this note that Craig gave me in the..
C: Why are you doing this?
D: I mean, I was his 1st guest, so we have a bond, a very special bond... and the way that he keeps this bond going is by writing a very personalized beautiful note to me backstage. And I'd like to share it with you if I might. It says "Welcome back, Davit".
C: Davit.... Now listen, David.
David, David, David...
By your own admission, by your own (odd?) admission...
D: And then it's signed... "Gerry", I believe... Can you see that?
C: That's not (my laugh?) ///, that's not from me, that's from Gerry... Gerry's very excited you're back.
D: Sure. And that's like a kittle kiss,
C: Yeah, that's a little kiss right there
D: Now, where is it, buddy?
C: Yeah-yeah well it's coming, let's just see how the rest of Independence Day ecuadorian style goes... Right, but... by your own admission your mother's scottish, so...
//// шурумбурум///
D: You say "admission" like it's some kind admission of guilt.
C: In a way, if your mother is scottish, and I speak from some experience that in a way you are guilty.
D: Yeah.
C: You know...
D: What is the "scottish kiss"? It's a headbutt, right?
С: Right, well, that's more a /// case, 'coz (in the end, bro,)/// they actually kiss.
D: Oh, they do?
C: Yeah.
D: My mother used to say to me, I don't know if I've shared this with you, but... but she would say when I would complain about anything... if I didn't like whatever I was eating or I wanted something else, or I wanted to go outside, whatever... She'd say "that's right better than "////".
Really?

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Посмотрела, довольно расковано себя чувствовал Дэвид В целом поняла, о чём речь была, хотя большинство приколов прошли мимо Так что твой скрипт, Трини, просто бесценен! Спасибо большое!

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Угу, кстати... на самом деле - чувствовал себя как в своей тарелке
Сейчас достряпаю "скрипт"... Мимо меня тож многое проходит, убивает, когда они начинают шуточками со спецакцентом кидаться.

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C: "///"?
/// шурумбурум ///
C: I've been /// in America for a very long time. And what's a "stign"?
D: Congratulations on losing your accent.
C: Thank you very much, what'the.. what's "the stign"?
D: A stone.
C: Oh, a stone!
D: So, it's a stone behind the ear.
C: A stone behind the ear - it's very unpleasant.
D: Well... This it what it's like to be scottish is that no matter what is happening to you - don't complain because it's better than getting hit over the head with a stone. So in Scottland that is the... that is the watermark... that's the watermark of regular life. It's either "that's OK, shut up" or you're getting hit over the head with a ///
C: A stone.
That would explain many of my earlier romantic adventures.
How're things with you, are you all right?
D: I'm all right, I'm fantastic.
C: You've had your hair cut.
D: I did? I...
C: Because I saw you///, you were getting your hair cut.
D: And you know what I was thinking... I was thinking next time, 'coz I like to get a free haircut.
C: Is that why you come here? That's the only reason you come?
D: No, I come here because of the warmth.
C: Right... You know, Gerry is very funny... he really likes it.. It's lovely, a picture of himself right there...
D: So personalized. I was thinking next time I come out maybe I can get my hair cut while we were talking, I thought we could... we could do that.
C: You could just lust... you could /// me into your schedule in some way.
D: yeah...
C: Do you see... do you see sch...
D: I'm very busy because... why, because I'm on...
С: Because you're on DVD? yeah, I'm sure of that. Oh yeah...
D: not like that.
C: All right. That's has to be /// каша/// Davit, Oh yeah, let's just take it /// of a (kiss???) then, ////, that's enough.
D: Are.. are... (или all right?) Don't... dont take it the wrong way but.. are you wearing (long underwear???)?
C: I'm sorry, I was miles away.
D: OK.
C: I'm not wearing (long iunderwear???), I'm not wearing any underwear. I'm scottish, you must have learnt that... Do you wear underwear, have you come this far from your heritage?
D: (I'm) civilized. I thought (??) that was only with the Kilt, I didn't know was (what's???)...
C: No-no, we never wear underwear or in any way (shape+form ???) "briefs".
D: You know, again I go back to the city, to NY city, when I was growing up there... an this is a style that's no longer in fashion but a lot of the guys would play ball in (Central???) park baseball... we - I didn't - I'd say "we", and we..., I mean that... and ... I tell you, you're really funny I('ve) seen(/see) that
C: Yeah, well done..
D: ///, What a great laugh, what a wonderful laugh.
C: I like the glasses, I was like "Wow, that's kind of sexy Drew Carey"
D: Yeah...
///каша///
D: These guys were...
C: The guys playing baseball in Central Park...
D: in sweatpants, but they were wearing underwear over the sweatpants.
C: What are you telling me?!
D: Usually a /// (мильпардон, в моделях трусов не разбираюсь ), you know.
C: Over your sweatpants?
D: yeah, that was the 60th-early 70ies, it was a different time.
C: they wanna make a DVD about that... that would be ///
D: That you would go and see... I think.
C: No, it's a DVD you don't even /// it (??) You could even go to see it at your friend's house.
D: I'm not technologically /// like you, Craig. What is that Dvd...
C: well, /// there's a bunch of people get together and they..mm.. (formal???) group, and they /// a little money nd buy the DVD or rent it... in many cases... and...
D: ///, help
C: You might wanna..
из зала: You ned some help?
D: oh nono
D: I just wanted to laugh but... ...?

нечто странное, костлявое, с горящими глазами и бутафорским ирокезом: Attention, paging Doctor Funny!

D: Is that... is that... is that kind of a snarky commentator?
C: I think it was a little... a litte ////
D: Who's that, who's that?
C: That's Jeff Peterson, he's my robot skeleton.
скелет: ///, Craig.
D: How does he come by the last name "Peterson"?
C: How did you come by the last name "Duchovny"? His mother was scottish!

David Duchovy everybody thank you very much

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Спасииибо!!!