Birmingham Post, June 11, 2004 Copyright 2004 Midland Independent Newspapers plc Birmingham Post June 11, 2004, Friday SECTION: First Edition; FEATURES; Pg. 12 LENGTH: 782 words HEADLINE: CULTURE: DUCHOVNY STILL HAS THAT VITAL X FACTOR; BYLINE: ALISON JONES BODY: Every good comedy needs a straight man. David Duchovny pulls double duty in Connie and Carla. Not only is his naive confusion the subject of gentle mockery, he is also the only one not involved in any cross dressing in this showtune-laced story of a couple of female lounge singers pretending to be drag queens. But if he is honest, the former star of the X Files was rather disappointed to miss out on being Arthur playing Martha. Fans of David Lynch's surreal TV drama Twin Peaks will recall he got his big break through his portrayal of a transvestite detective called Denis/Denise. 'I was kind of pathetic in that I told everybody on set that I had done it before,' David laughs. 'I was probably obnoxious. I even brought in the tape and played it in my trailer just to show that I too could shave my legs for money.' Just like his more famous alter ego Fox Mulder, David has a dry sense of humour, so arid in fact that it is difficult to know when he is joking and when he is laughing at his own folly. 'I missed it because it was a lot of fun to do, but the fact is my character has to be the eyes of the audience in a way so they didn't let me dress up. And thank God they didn't let me sing. Once I sing, everybody else leaves.' Duchovny accepted the role of Jeff -the estranged brother of one of the drag queens whom Connie (Nia Vardalos) falls for -because he wanted to do a traditional comedy. He felt that modern humour was stuck in too much of a gross-out rut. 'I thought Nia's voice was at once really old-fashioned, yet really sharp and modern and I just wanted to be part of that. 'The more realistic it can be the funnier it is. That's my general rule of comedy, When the person is trying to maintain their humanity, their dignity, in the face of comedic circumstance, to me that's funny.' Nor was he worried about what this, given this is the second time he has appeared in a role involving transvestites and that he was also nominated for an Emmy for playing a chat show guest with a crush on the host, Larry Sanders, might lead audiences to conclude about his own sexuality. Although he is married with two children, he is aware gossips are prone to make assumptions based on the flimsiest evidence, but he just laughs off rumours that he might be gay 'I don't pass any judgment at all on sexual orientation. I couldn't care less. As long as you are not hurting anyone you should be able to stick it anywhere you want. 'But it's such a fertile area for comedy because people are so uptight about these things, especially if you come at it straight -comedically speaking.' His wife is actress Tea Leoni, who starred in Bad Boys with Will Smith and Deep Impact. The two met when they were just making the publicity rounds of Hollywood, trying to get their faces and names known. 'My manager was convinced I should get on a talk show, that it would help my career. She said 'go on theTonight show'. I went to have lunch with the producers, who see if you're interesting. I thought that was barbaric, I thought I was prostituting myself with my life, which is worse than acting. 'When I got there, there was a woman who's doing it the same time as me. So it's not even a lunch that I get to have alone, prostituting myself, but I had to prostitute myself in front of a stranger who's prostituting herself to them. 'The woman is Tea Leoni. I'd never met her or heard of her, she starts to be charming and completely dominates the lunch -she knew everything about everything, the dishes, who made them. I was completely nothing, and I became more and more dour and less interesting. So she got on the show and I didn't. Every time I heard her name, I'd go, 'Oh, that big mouth know-it-all'. Of course I end up marrying her!' He has come to appreciate her talents as an actress as much as he admired her skills as a raconteur. He cast her in the recently completed Women's House of D, his feature film debut as a writer/director. David also appears in it, along with Robin Williams and Erykah Badu. Though he clearly enjoys this side of filmmaking -he also wrote and directed two episodes of The X-Files -he is not about to abandon acting. In fact future plans include at least one more go round as the alien hunting agent Fox Mulder in a second X Files movie 'I think we're all on the same page. Gillian Anderson wants to do it, I want to do it, Chris Carter, who would write and mainly produce, wants to do it, and I believe Twentieth Century Fox wants to do it. So it will happen, just a matter of when -I hope it happens within the next year, it would be fun to get back into it.'