Empire online had this short interview with David. http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/...7&CurrentPage=2 He may forever be best known as a certain UFO hunting FBI agent, but David Duchovny is more than Mulder. Since the end of the ground-breaking conspiracy theorist / paranormal series Duchovny has been busier than ever. He's just written and directed his first film, House of D, which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York, and he plays the romantic lead in gender- bending comedy Connie and Carla. We talk to the deadpan Duchovny about X-Files 2, playing in drag and hating musicals. This film is a nice break from playing conspiracy theorists. You have, of course, done romantic comedies before, but is this your first musical? (laughs) Yeah. The only way I could appear in a musical is to not sing so that's what I've done. Was it difficult to play the straight man, in more than one sense? No, that's exactly what I wanted. That's what I like about this character was how to bring a different kind of funny to the proceedings, how to remain apart from the way that they're being funny and still be funny on my own. And that was kind of exciting to try to figure that out. So you went for the dry one-liners rather than the balls-out comedy of the others? Right, the reactiveness to the proceedings. You know, exactly how to register how strange they are without going over the top. Was it a difficult role to play in that sense? That's the instinct part, how you should play it. But that kind of playing comes naturally to me. I think I'm a reactive actor rather than an aggressive actor – I think. You've played in drag before, in Twin Peaks, so did you have any pointers for the girls? Yeah, I told them what to do with their balls when they were wearing panty hose. They didn't seem that interested in that advice. That's odd. Did you regret missing the chance to get back in a dress yourself? Yeah sure. It was all about having fun. But the truth of the matter is that I don't miss sitting in make-up for four hours. Their call times would be three in the morning and mine would be eight, so I didn't miss any of that. It did look like fun to be up there singing and dancing, but I know I can't sing so I wasn't deluded enough to get involved. So can you dance? You know, if you spend a little time with me. But not so much the dancing that they did with the steps. I don't have any fundamental training in all the steps. I can get up there on my own and freelance but I'm not so good with the choreography. Are you a fan of musicals? No, not at all. I can't stand them. So what was it that drew you to this film? Well, there was no music in the script. I didn't hear any of that stuff when I was reading it. It was funny because we did a read-through maybe a week before we started shooting. The director had a piano there and instead of reading the cues "Nia and Toni sing Cats" or whatever, they actually did it. So there they were singing with the piano playing. I thought some of the tunes were really good, and I said to Nia after about three or four of them, "That was a good one. What was that?" I'd told her that I can't stand musical theatre. She was like, "Oh, that's from Les Mis" and they were all hugely famous songs that I didn't know. I think they chose really nice ones, for the most part. There was no blood running from my ears, so I thought OK, some of this music is pretty good. So are you a convert to musical theatre? Can we expect you to become a regular on Broadway? No, no. I like it in the film. It was almost like a greatest hits, just one song from Cats and one song from – I'm trying to come up with another example, Cats is the only one I can remember. Les Mis was another one. Or Jesus Christ Superstar. Well actually I like Jesus Christ Superstar. I like when Christ is in a musical. I like Godspell and I like Jesus Christ and Hair, which is Christ-like, Claude is a Christ-like figure. So I like the religious musicals – like The Passion. Did you enjoy that? I think there could have been more singing. Many people would agree with you. On a different note, there have been a lot of rumours about an X-Files 2 recently – is it going to happen? I think so, but there's nothing concrete. All the principal players want to play so I imagine it will. Have you seen a script yet? There is no script, but we did 203 of those so I'm sure that they know how to write them. Maybe we'll do a musical – Suddenly Scully! What is that? That's a musical cue. Suddenly Seymour, from Little Shop of Horrors. See? I know much more than I think I do. But you're a fan of musical theatre! Get out! Well, I like Little Shop of Horrors. But I also have to ask about House of D, the film you directed recently. It went down a storm at the Tribeca Film Festival and you have a distributor. Any idea if we'll see it over here? Sure you will, it's an English language movie. You should enjoy it, there shouldn't be any subtitles. Any plans to direct again? Yes, I want to write and direct. So the trouble is I have to write. I mean I can direct tomorrow but I haven't written anything since House of D so I have to go off to that cave where you write and come out with 112 pages of decent script. So not today or tomorrow then. Check back with me next week.